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Taking A Small Break

Hey guys, I want to focus on becoming an actor so I am currently building a new website for my videos and filming skits. I'm taking a small break from cartoons but I will finish Blown Out Of Proportion Episode 3 soon. Hopefully you guys like my new site once I launch it.

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I Got A Big Offer!!

The account manager from Aniboom.com contacted me and told me that they want to put my cartoons on mobile phones and try and spread them world wide. Here's the e-mail he sent.

Hi Pavel

We intend to promote VIAGRA and I Swear To God on mobile company platforms for download to cellular phones. The revenue share model grants you 30% of Aniboom's net revenue in conjunction with the display of your content in exchange for Non-exclusive distribution rights.

Also, if you have more animations with little dialogue I would like to see them. We will start trying to feature your videos in Israel Mobile Carriers (our headquarters are in Tel Aviv), and here no everyone speak English. Then, if it works, we will try to push them to Europe.

At this stage (and as soon as possible) I need you to upload the animations to aniboom.com in a different format, since we cannot use flash videos for mobile.

I'm really exited to see your animations on mobile!!

All the best, Hernan.

Comedy Network Rejects Blown Out Of Proportion!!

I pitched 'Blown Out Of Proportion' to the Comedy Network a few months ago, but unfortunatley they've decided not to go with it. Here's the e-mail I recieved.

Dear Pavel,

Thank you for submitting your proposal for “Blown Out Of Proportion” and I apologize for the lengthy review process. Unfortunately, after thoughtful consideration, we have decided against pursuing the concept.

Thank you for thinking of us and all the best of luck with the project. Please think of us again for your next comedy pitch.

Sincerely,

Karen Swerdfeger

Manager, Development

The Comedy Network

Videos

Before I created Junkyard Animations and was serious about flash I used to run a website called DiagnosedWithImmaturity.com where I would upload comedy sketches I did. I started submitting my sketches and viral videos to Youtube and Spikedhumor where a few of them got featured on the front page. (Mr. Delaware's Class, The Fish Series, Dolls). As my videos started getting thousands of views I slowly started getting fans and I decided that I wanted to become an actor. Unfortunatley I didn't presue the dream and ended up becomming a flash animator. Recently Ottawa has been having auditions for various t.v series, the first one I wasn't allowed to audition for because I'm not a member of A.C.T.R.A. and the second t.v series I was unable to audition for because I had surgery on my knee and was unable to walk. I will just stick with writing scripts and doing flash for now, but maybe one day you guys will see me on t.v! Check out the 'Videos' section to see some sketch comedy that I've done.

The Junkyard Agenda

CARTOONS

Blown Out Of Proportion Episode 3 (One more Scene left to do)

Give Me Money Music Video (Script in progress)

Bowl Of Soup Episode 3 (Script complete)

Short Clips (Half done)

Hunchback And Sloth Episode 2 (Script complete)

Litterbug Episode 4 (Script in progress)



GAMES

Fuck Mr.Hatcher (Half done)

Choose To Be An Asshole (1/3 complete)

Shark Snack (3/4 complete)

Finger That Bitch (In progress)

What's Going On Behind The Doors 2

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