You havent heard nothing yet till youve heard these rude songs Ive been brewing up. Im eventually gonna make music videos for them.
LISTEN TO THEM NOW!

In the meantime you can read these stupid quotes I made up;

"Getting started is easy, the only hard thing is my dick!"

"The good thing about getting an animal pregnant is you dont have to pay child support"

"Is it considered bestiality if you fuck a hamburger?"

"Lets fuck that chick man, I get her pussy, you get my ass!"

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Check out some funny merchandise! Weve got shirts, hats, mugs, posters and stickers. You can sitck that shit on bathroom stalls at school or on your grampas ass! Have a girlfriend that wont shut the fuck up? Then slam a sticker on that big yap of hers!

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Your profile will keep track of how many comments you leave. For every 25 comments you make, your Member Status gets upgraded. When you first become a member you start off as a Sewage Cleaner and its your job to become a V.I.P Junkyard Member.

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My member name is Pavel